A higher education is an important part of life
Don't underestimate the dream I've seen your dormitories
And your hallowed halls of wealth
The highs the lows and all the in betweens
I'm not impressed with all your stress
I graduated from a powerhouse
My degree has set me free
I got my magnum cum loudmouth
Funk U, Funk U...
Don't you pretend you're the living end
You've yet to see the best of me
So take a chance and learn to dance
From the Motor City Funk University
Funk U, Funk U, so Funk U...
You say ya wanna party
you say ya wanna rock
It's time to party hardy
I'm cocked and locked...