Don't need big brother to wipe my ass,
Don't need Ted Kennedy to spill my glass,
Al not so Sharpton is a fuckin' laugh,
The whole darn world can kiss my ass...
I don't need nobody to hold my hand
Don't need nobody I can stand
Make my own way in a rock-n-roll band
Kiss my ass I'm an American
Don't need no hippies to take my gun,
Don't need no commies no Mao Tse Tung,
Rugged independence is a lot of fun,
I laugh so hard when I see 'em run.
Don't you think I'm taxed enough?
Now it's time to call your bluff,
Pimps and whores and welfare brats,
Too much government, way too fat.