function loadQuotes() {
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quotes[0] = "When a musician enters a concert-hall stage riding a 2,000 pound live buffalo, you know he means business! — Lawrence Johnson, Chicago —";
quotes[1] = "That meat-based diet must agree with Ted Nugent. Unlike many of his veteran metal brethren, Nugent can still rock with a vengeance. — Delma Darzin, Los Angeles —";
quotes[2] = " Nobody, but nobody should be this good.— Kevin Williams, Chicago —";
quotes[3] = " I’ve done a lot of things in my lucky professional life, but introducing Ted Saturday night was a high point. Thanks and continued good wishes!— Mark ,The Mark Davis Show, ABC Radio Network —";
quotes[4] = " I brought my 10 year old son to the front of the stage and held him up to you and you handed (not tossed) him your pick. I can't tell you how much that meant to me, having been a fan since I was 12.— Jeff Heath —";
quotes[5] = " Last night I seen you for the third time and boy it was everything I knew it would be! You have such a Love for Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of American Freedom it is overwhelming. Keep Rockin' and I can’t wait to see you again!— Lisa Raimer —";
quotes[6] = " Ted is always a joy to talk to and his energy and spirit are contagious. I have always found his guitar playing inspiring and his attitude uplifting.— Jeb Wright —";
quotes[7] = " I found my head in a pile that had been swept up after the show. The titanium bolts failed to survive the beast that Ted unleashed on the crowd at Myrtle Beach House of Blues. The crowd went wild and Ted worked them to a full frenzy. O.M.G.! What a show. If you can’t beg, borrow or steal your way to a Ted concert, I truly feel sorry. It will renew your soul and light a fire in your heart. Thank you Uncle Ted. Debbie and I will not forget it.— Ray Smith —";
quotes[8] = "I’ve seen you play in Indy 4 times dating back to 1979, I must say you haven’t lost a lick. Great show! I hope I’m still rock’n and hunt’n at 58! Keep it up! — Guy —";
quotes[9] = "Thanks for a great show in Palmer! We recently lost our uncle and he was the great white hunter in Alaska. When you sang Fred Bear it brought tears to our eyes. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the wild free. — Mark Cronk —";
quotes[10] = " As a veteran of Desert Storm, I want to thank you for the Great show in Rockford. The tribute to the military made me so proud to have served my country. Your dedication to my Brothers and Sisters protecting right now is incredible, again THANK YOU so much for your support of the our MILITARY we need more true Americans like you. — Brad Gustafson—";
quotes[11] = "The show was phenomenal and Ted had the crowd rocking all night! We were especially proud when he gave ’shout outs’ to the Army, Air Force, Navy and Marines. As an Air Force veteran... We left with smiles on our faces. My wife Eva and our two teenage sons are still talking about it and CPT Oman and SGT Ramirez had the best time. — Mike —";
quotes[12] = "I have listened to you on the radio and on cds for as long as I can remember. On July 3rd I had the opportunity to see you at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach and you blew me out of the water. You are insane and I will never forget that concert. THANK YOU for rocking so hard for so long. A loyal listen from day 1. — Leo —";
quotes[13] = "I just saw your Silver Mountain gig and all I can say is WOW! Absolute bone shivering madness flowed through my every nerve, I am a guitarist and felt like It was going away, 4 kids and all. But you opened my eyes to a new kind of light and I have to thank you. I feel that you changed my life for ever for the good. For that, I thank you as well as my Family and bloodbrothers all around. — Gary Wilson —";
quotes[14] = "Ted, Thanks again for your hospitality. Your show at the Ryman was an assemblage of Rock-N-Roll raw power set to inspire the masses of wannabe Wackmasters to seek better tone, fine tune their licks or just give up the instrument all together!! In short.. you rocked!!— Rich Eckhardt, lead guitarist for Country Superstar Toby Keith —";
quotes[15] = "You were an inspiration to me when I was a teenager practicing and dreaming that I’d make it to the big stage with axe in hand and hopes that I might someday play like Ted Nugent. I find no less inspiration in your playing today! I’m privileged to call you a friend.— Rich Eckhardt, lead guitarist for Country Superstar Toby Keith —";
quotes[16] = "When I first heard ’Journey To The Center Of The Mind’ back in 1968. That lead guitar sound was a rock n’ roll quantum-leap that the hiller appreciated for life!— Hiller —";
quotes[17] = "What attracted me to NUGE initially wasn’t his music (I actually didn’t like it) but his common sense, truth, & logic. I loved his passionate defense of hunting & shooting rights. Then after I started playing guitar I gave his music a second chance and got it.";
quotes[18] = "It’s part of growing up in Michigan. First time I saw Ted was at wing stadium in Kalamazoo. My ears hurt for 3 days and I thought I had dain bramage.";
quotes[19] = "My husband used to talk about Ted a lot, so I started listening to what he had to say. He impressed the hell out of me with his ’in-your-face’ way of getting his message out...there aren’t enough nearly enough conservatives doing that!";
quotes[20] = "I was lucky enough to see Ted for a second time and this time I took my 8 & 10 year old sons. Now they are big fans like their Dad. Ted, we salute you! You are just as great as you were in the seventies when I first started listening to you. We love your spirit.— Jim Fazzari, sons Jimmy & Vinny and wife Tina —";
quotes[21] = "I saw the Fargo show last night, it rocked! You were the reason I picked up a guitar. I have cerebral palsy on my right side and I’m the best handicapped player out there, I think so anyway. I’m 43 now, but I wanted to say thank you, for inspiring a 12 year old kid, to be the best I could be!— Tim, Fargo, ND —";
quotes[22] = "Ted, I stood in awe as I watched you play the Star Spangled Banner at the NRA show in St. Louis this year. Un-Frickin’-Believable!— Your Brother in Arms, Paul —";
quotes[23]="I've been a big fan of Ted's music for as long as I can remember. I've enjoyed the music of this American Patriot over the years and look forward to the day I'm able to see him in concert. Over the years, Ted's outward display of love for his country and support for the troops has only increased my support for the man. He's been a great voice of support while others took the road of the Dixie Chicks.—U.S. Navy Senior Chief Petty Officer Ryan McCullough—";
quotes[24]="Congrats Nuge on 6000 performances... That is as we say in Oklahoma... Many-o'moons my blood brother. Continued success, endurance and health. The Rock And Roll Hall of Fame, loses credibility every time you do another ass-kickin concert. Kudos to you and the entire Uncle Ted Nation. Rock it dude and Happy Birthday America. P.S.: You don't look 60 years old... But we all remember when ya did. (ball-buster) —Toby Keith—";
quotes[25]="When I heard that Ted was celebrating his 6,000th gig, I thought they were talking about his new hard drive! He's the hardest driving rock star there is today. Congratulations Ted. P.S.: Send me that 7-foot Kodiak bear rug you promised; you can keep the liver. Love, Steven Tyler. —Steven Tyler—";
quotes[26]="Just who does this Ted Nugent think he is? In the 70s, the critics wrote Ted off after the Amboy Dukes, but they forgot to tell Ted! Here we are, 2008, his 6000th show and he still is pissing people off. We love you Nuge, Keep livin' the American dream my brother... 'n keep pissin em off! God Bless. —Jack Blades (Night Ranger/Damn Yankees)—";
quotes[27]="Happy 6000th show. Wish you all the best and I still think we did a killer version of 'Cat Scratch'! Cheers. —Lemmy Kilmister (Motörhead)—";
quotes[28]="My congrats and respect go to Ted on his 6,000th gig! The lucky people in Detroit are going to witness a firestorm of Rock n' Roll that only Nugent can deliver--and has been for 40 years! Unbelievable! To the greatest rock & roller alive! We Salute You! —Tommy Clufetos (Ted's former drummer, Detroit native, currently with Rob Zombie)—";
quotes[29]="Ted is truly the Motor City Madman who is absolutely out of control. You never know what's going to come out of his mouth or his guitar... Congratulations on your 6,000th performance —Criss Angel—";
quotes[30]="Ted, you are rock n' roll defined! Whether you're on the stage rocking, in the great outdoors hunting or sharing your positive, life affirming messages with others, you give everything you've got to everything you do...and you do it all well! 6,000 shows, huh? Ain't it strange to think a third of your rocking days are behind you? See you at show number 18,000! —Dee Snider (Twisted Sister/Host of the House of Hair)—";
quotes[31]="Thanks so much to all of you. The show tonight was fantastic! We really appreciate you coming to Naperville and to Ribfest and hope you come back. Last time I saw Ted was about 30 years ago in California. It was an intense show then and just as intense now - like time hadn't passed. Great memories and of course great show tonight. —Gayle Lee, IL—";
quotes[33] ="I still tour like a man possessed, because I am. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[34] ="If you have a musical stream of consciousness and you just let it flow then the guts and spirit of your music will come out. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[35] ="To this day I crave plugging my guitar in. I crave it more now than I ever have before. I crave it more now then when I was a ten year old in the garages of Detroit. I still celebrate that primal scream. I celebrate being the best that you can be. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[36] ="I've had great bands. I've been really lucky. I've had the privilege to collaborate with some of the world's greatest musicians...I'm a lucky, lucky man. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[37] ="When you're so blessed, as I am, to collaborate with the worlds greatest musicians, and you're all musically focused then it's all about the music. It's not about looking good or impacting people with personality or image. It's about the music. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[38] ="I let my soul work up a big, greasy puddle of sweat every night because I crave my music. I cause people to go berserk. I crave the primality, the primal scream, the primal urges and awareness that my music represents to my lifestyle and it's a lot like my hunting lifestyle, it's just a little big more crazy. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[39] ="The music has a life of its own. It's extremely sensual, and sexual...the songs are the bosses. The songs dictate a certain flow and a certain spirit. I've a slave to the music. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[40] ="All good music has honky-tonk in it. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[41] ="I believe that all the stuff that turned me on, from the Chuck Berry's, the Bo Didley's, and the Howlin' Wolf and the Lightnin' Hopkins...and even the Elvis Presley's and ultimately the Jimi Hendrix' and the guitar onslaught, it really came from a sense of defiance...saying this is a stupid system, this is a stupid idea...here's my middle finger you may want to try it on for size. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[42] ="Ted is always a joy to talk to and his energy and spirit are contagious. I have always found his guitar playing inspiring and his attitude uplifting. — - Jeb Wright, March 2003 —";
quotes[43] ="You put your heart and soul into the rehearsals so you are as intense and as soulful and as tight as musicians can possibly collaborate with all their gifts from God tuned in to the creative process. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[44] ="I’d love to play with the Rolling Stones. They still have such an emotion to their music... such a sassiness, it still turns me on as much now as it did in the beginning. That would be a riot for me to play with Keith Richards and Charlie Watts… it would just be a riot. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[45] ="You have got to hear this new AEROSMITH tribute album. I did a version of 'Rag Doll' that caused both Joe and Steven to squirm. It is a bad motherfucker, one of the best things that I have ever done. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[46] ="If you kick major quantities of ass on stage, play with uninhibited enthusiasm, practice, and believe in what you're doing --- not because you're competing --- but because you can't wait to practice, then you're going to succeed. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[47] ="My music revolves around beautiful women and my idea of a beautiful woman is a dark-haired and dark-eyed exotic woman. That's my weakness. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[48] ="Music over drugs was an easy choice for me. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[49] ="I'm a musician and I want to play. I didn't start playing the guitar to fill out the Astrodome. I didn't have any visions of the peak of my career in the late 70s being the #1 grossing band in North America for three years. I didn't have that in mind when I started playing guitar. I started playing guitar because I loved the sounds it made and I still do. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[50] ="I crave certain sounds so I'm out there to satisfy myself. So if I satisfy myself, or at least prick my own imagination, then anybody who likes to rock out is going to have a wonderful time. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[51] ="I just love what I do. You saw me on stage tonight. What I do defies comprehension. I just can't answer whether or not I'll ever run out of energy. — - Ted Nugent —";
quotes[52] ="Sex is the single most powerful motivation in all my music and all good music. — - Ted Nugent —";
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