The Motor City Madman recently sat down at the Red County campfire to impart some wisdom, Uncle Ted style. *Warning: If any readers are looking for soft spoken, Kumbaya dialogue, you may want to change the channel. The Ten Fingers of Doom has his own version of "straight talk express" and he takes no prisoners.

Welcome to Red County, Ted. There are many people who would love to see you run for office. If Ted Nugent were president, what would your first 100 days in office look like?

It would look like a house cleaning party for commandos of righteousness. Fedzilla would be brought to its gluttonous, excuse mongering knees, and pork addicted unaccountable bureaucrats would be running willy nilly like three legged deer on opening day of the Ted Nugent deer season. No one would be spared. Justice would be reborn and America would be back on track.

What would you say to undecided voters as to why they should vote for John McCain and not Barack Obama?

A dedicated review of each man's voting record provides irrefutable evidence that McCain is a leader and Obama is determined to turn America into a suburb of France. The choice is ours.

Jesse Jackson recently told a journalist that an Obama administration would weaken 'Zionist clout' in Washington. What would that mean for U.S. interests in the Middle East?

Israel is a good and critical ally to America and freedom in the world. Jesse Jackson is a racist and loser whose selfish self interests have always gotten in the way of right over wrong. Everyone I know makes judgments based on Jackson's buffoonery. If he's for it, we're against it.

What is the number one thing that Joe citizen should be doing for his country?

Being an activist, participating in this sacred experiment in self government by consistently putting polite yet firm pressure on elected officials, the media and people around him to adhere to the U.S. Constitution, Bill of Rights, Golden Rule and Ten Commandments, so as to be an asset to America.

I understand that you are guiding a hunt this week. Can you tell us about it?

I am privileged to guide wounded heroes of the U.S. Military and sick and terminally ill children. This week we take four fine young men and their father who are all restricted to wheelchairs with MS on a wonderful hunting trip in South Texas. They always loved to hunt but it became to difficult and complicated with their condition, so we built some custom wheelchairs and blinds and are going to give them the hunt of a lifetime.

If the powers that be decide to do away with our Second Amendment rights, I imagine you would be one of the first people to receive a knock at the door. What kind of response could they expect from you?

Lead first!

I enjoyed reading God, Guns and Rock-n-Roll. Can you tell Red County readers a little bit about your new book?

Ted, White and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto is a celebration of logic, self-evident truth, goodwill, decency, doing the right thing and putting your heart and soul into being the best that you can be. It is how everyone we know lives their American Dream and we are heartbroken that so many have abandoned these driving principles and can now be seen squawking alongside Barak Obama and Joe Biden.

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