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Extended Versions

The Nuge is back in action on Extended Versions! This live album is packed with more of Ted’s loud-as-hell performances that will blow you away.

Released: September 27, 2005
Record Label: Sony BMG

1. Stormtroopin’ Lyrics In the early morning hours there’s a din in the air; mayhem’s on the loose Stormtroopers comin’, and you better be prepared Got no time to choose Get ready. Stormtroopers comin’ Comin’ up that street, jackboots steppin’ high Got to make a stand Looking in your windows and listen to your phone Keep a gun in your hand Get ready. Stormtroopers comin’ Get ready. Stormtroopres comin’ around Two hundred down, and it’s comin’ ’round again Got no second choice Where’s the justice and where’s that law Raise your healthy voice Get ready. Stormtroopers comin’ We’ll be ready. Stormtroopers comin’ Getting ready. Stormtroopers comin’ Get ready. Stormtroopers comin’
2. Just What The Doctor Ordered Lyrics I got my guitar when I was ten years old Found a love in rock an’ roll Now I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown I’m gonna give my body and soul It’s so crazy But you know that I like it I’ve found a cure for my body and soul I’ve got me an overdose of rock and roll I jammed everyday I jammed every night I practiced till I knew all the licks Now I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown I don’t know the meaning of quit It’s so crazy Yes you know, but I like it It crushes my head, my brain is on the border But this is what the doctor ordered Yes, it is I jammed everyday I jammed every night I practiced till I knew all the licks Now I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown I don’t know the meaning of quit It’s so crazy But I like it It crushes my head, my brain is on the border But this is what the doctor ordered
3. Dog Eat Dog Lyrics Sabotage on a downtown street Police cars overturned You can’t do nothing to beat the heat And if you don’t, you’ll get burned Sleek women behind every door Cost more than you got You best be up if You want some more Cause if you don’t You’ll be shot Dog, dog, dog eat dog Dog, dog, dog eat dog Dog, dog, dog eat dog Kamikaze from The hundredth floor Swan dive to the street He couldn’t handle This madness no more He craved that sweeter meat Yeah, yeah, yeah Dog, dog, dog eat dog Dog, dog, dog eat dog Dog, dog, dog eat dog Dog, dog, dog eat dog Dog, dog, dog eat dog Dog, dog, dog eat dog
4. Yank Me, Crank Me Lyrics I need you, baby Like a dog needs a bone I need you, baby Like a man needs a home I need you, baby Like a cloud needs a rain But I’ve got to have you Cause you drove me insane Well, you can yank me And you can crank me But don’t you wake up And don’t you try to thank me I need you, baby Like a dog needs a bone I think I got one of my own I like your legs They’re soft to the touch Wrapped around me I like it so much I need you, baby And a couple your friends I’ll bring em round And we can do it again
5. Stranglehold Lyrics Here I come again now, baby Like a dog in heat Tell it’s me by the clamor now baby I like to tear up the street, Now I been smokin for so long, Ya know I’m here to stay Got you in a stranglehold, baby You best get outta the way The road I cruise is a bitch now, baby But no, you can’t turn me round And if a house gets in my way, baby Ya know I’ll burn it down You ran the night that you left me You put me in my place I got you in a stranglehold, baby You better trust your fate Yeah Sometimes you wanna get higher And sometimes you gotta start low Some people think they gonna die someday I got news, ya never got to go C’mon c’mon up C’mon c’mon up C’mon c’mon up C’mon c’mon up C’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon baby C’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon up C’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon baby C’mon c’mon c’mon Road I cruise is a bitch now Ya know ya can’t turn me round And if a house gets in my way Ya know I’ll burn it down You ran the night that you left me You put me in my place I got you in a stranglehold, baby That night I crushed your face
6. Cat Scratch Fever Lyrics Well, I don’t know where they come from but they sure do come I hope they comin’ for me And I don’t know how they do it but they sure do it good I hope they’re doin’ it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Well, the first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next door An’ I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure I think I got it some more They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever I got a bad scratch fever The cat scratch fever It’s nothin’ dangerous I feel no pain I’ve got the choo-choo train You know you got it when you, you’re going insane It makes a grown man cry, cry, oh won’t you make my bed Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand They know they gettin’ it from me They know just where to go when they need their lovin’ man They know I’m doin’ it for free I give them cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever They got a bad scratch fever The cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever
7. Put Up Or Shut Up Lyrics …
8. Land Of A Thousand Dances Lyrics One, two, three! One, two, three! You gotta know how to pony like Bony Maronie Mashed Potato, do the Alligator Put your hands on your hips, let your back-bone slip Do the Watusi, like my little Lucy Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na Need somebody to help me say it one time Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na You know I feel alright Feel pretty good y’all Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na Need somebody to help me say it one time Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na Dance with me honey, like Long Tall Sally Twistin’ with Lucy, doin the Watusi Gotta hold of your back, I like it like that Do the Jerk, watch me work Ah, do it!
9. I Take No Prisoners Lyrics …
10. Baby, Please Don’t Go Lyrics Baby, please don’t go Baby, please don’t go Please don’t go down to New Orleans You know I love you so Baby, please don’t go, alright Before I be your dog Before I be your dog Before I be your dog I get you way down here And make you walk alone Baby, please don’t go, alright When the man done gone When the man done gone When the man done gone At the county farm He had the shackles on Baby, please don’t go Baby, please don’t go Baby, please don’t go Please don’t go down to New Orleans You know I love you so Baby, please don’t go When the man done gone When the man done gone When the man done gone At the county farm He had the shackles on Baby, please don’t go Well after you left My baby’s leaving on that midnight train And I’m crying And I’m crying Baby, please don’t go Baby, please don’t go Please don’t go down to New Orleans You know I love you so Baby, please don’t go Before I be your dog Before I be your dog Before I be your dog I get you way down here And make you walk alone Baby, please don’t go, alright