A healthy mix of lasting classics as well as some lesser known tunes from the '70s and '80s is offered up on this album. Ted wasn't lying when he named this album - the man takes no prisoners!
Well, I don’t know where they come from but they sure do come
I hope they comin’ for me
And I don’t know how they do it but they sure do it good
I hope they’re doin’ it for free
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Well, the first time that I got it I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
An’ I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
I got a bad scratch fever
The cat scratch fever
It’s nothin’ dangerous
I feel no pain
I’ve got the choo-choo train
You know you got it when you, you’re going insane
It makes a grown man cry, cry, oh won’t you make my bed
Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand
They know they gettin’ it from me
They know just where to go when they need their lovin’ man
They know I’m doin’ it for free
I give them cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
They got a bad scratch fever
The cat scratch fever
I knew right when I saw you
that I just had to have you
you hit me right between my eyes
I approached the situation
with no hesitation
I knew that you were just my size
You got the kind of body
that makes me feel crazy
you make me wanna jump on it
I’m like a race horse
climb into my saddle
you know I’m jumpin’ over this
I gotta bite down hard
I gotta bite down hard
I gotta bite down hard
Ooo yeah
Knocking you’re runnin’
you know I got the money
I’m gonna stack it all on you
With your small pretty legs
and your long braided hair
I tell you what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna bite down hard
I’m gonna bite down hard
I’m gonna bite down hard
I’ve got to bite it
Like this
I gotta bite down hard
Sink my teeth deep
I gotta bite down hard
I gotta bite down hard
Got to scare men
I gotta bite down hard
I gotta bite down hard
Chew one up
I gotta bite down hard
I’d like to tell ya
I gotta bite down hard
I gotta bite down hard
It’s what I’m gonna do
I gotta bite down hard
I got my guitar when I was ten years old
Found a love in rock an’ roll
Now I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown
I’m gonna give my body and soul
It’s so crazy
But you know that I like it
I’ve found a cure for my body and soul
I’ve got me an overdose of rock and roll
I jammed everyday
I jammed every night
I practiced till I knew all the licks
Now I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown
I don’t know the meaning of quit
It’s so crazy
Yes you know, but I like it
It crushes my head, my brain is on the border
But this is what the doctor ordered
Yes, it is
I jammed everyday
I jammed every night
I practiced till I knew all the licks
Now I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown
I don’t know the meaning of quit
It’s so crazy
But I like it
It crushes my head, my brain is on the border
But this is what the doctor ordered
I need you, baby
Like a dog needs a bone
I need you, baby
Like a man needs a home
I need you, baby
Like a cloud needs a rain
But I’ve got to have you
Cause you drove me insane
Well, you can yank me
And you can crank me
But don’t you wake up
And don’t you try to thank me
I need you, baby
Like a dog needs a bone
I think I got one of my own
I like your legs
They’re soft to the touch
Wrapped around me
I like it so much
I need you, baby
And a couple your friends
I’ll bring em round
And we can do it again
Well, you can yank me
And you can crank me
But don’t you wake up
And don’t you try to thank me
You’re wasting my time
Well, you can yank me
And you can crank me
But don’t you wake up
And don’t you try to thank me
I said, I need you, baby
Like this dog needs a bone
I need you, baby
Like some man needs a home
I like your legs
They feel so soft to the touch
Wrap em round my face, baby
I think I dig it so much
Well, you can yank me
I said, crank me
But don’t you waste my time
I don’t want you woken up
Just so you can thank me
Well, you can yank me
And you can crank me
But don’t you wake up
And don’t you try to thank me
Well, you can yank me
And you can crank me
But don’t you wake up
And don’t you try to thank me
Musta been the way that you touched me
Coulda been the way that you looked
Musta been the way that you loved me
Coulda been the way that you shook
But I need you, need you bad yes I need you, need you bad
I’m in pain when your not around me
I’m in pain when I’m not around you and I need you, need you bad
Musta been a true desperation
Couldn’t put a feeling aside
Maybe I was just getting horny
It’s a feelin that I just cant hide
Oh don’t you see, I’m just cruising down the streets of the city
What I see ain’t very pretty
I’m trying to sleep at night
But I think I’m in a cold sweat
And I gotta gotta scream loud