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Sacred Venison-Fondle With Care

Thursday, April 14, 2016

By: Ted Nugent

ASK UNCLE TED

Rule #1-Respect your elders. At my age (67.4 hyper years) this can definitely come in rather handy since the largest percentage of my fellow man is noticeably younger than old, feeble, yet eternally dangerous me.

Based on the many millions of wonderful folk around the world I get to communicate with every day on my electronic facebook campfire, I sincerely thank all of you for the gushing respect we share on so many issues on this modern social media communication network phenomenon.

Afterall, communication is everything as far as I’m concerned, particularly in this dastardly culture war brought on by so many years of failed communication by so many we the people Americans.

Everyone paying attention knows all too well that the tip of the culture war spear is hunting rights and gun rights and I’ve been dead-center in the middle of this embarrassing fray since the 1960s.

But a brief visit to my facebook will shine a powerful light on the widespread celebration of self-evident truth, logic, commonsense and The American Way lifestyle, regardless of whether one hunts or owns guns themselves.

For the most part, truth is truth, logic is logic and commonsense is common and sensible, thank God.

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The Sportsman’s Foodplot Phenomenon-Real Conservationists at Work

Monday, April 11, 2016

By: Ted Nugent

Nothing makes for more soulful, greasy, stimulating guitarlicks like adequate terra firma shrapnel twixt one’s ten digits of doom.

Allow me to translate for the adventure challenged linguistics amongst us- The more a guitarplayer works the Good Mother Earth, the more soulful his or her guitarplaying will be.

Let me tell you all about it! I love music, pretty much all music, as long as it has spunk, funk, spirit, shimmy, energy, attitude, passion, groove and believability.

But my favorite music in the world is my music because I write, sing and play killer music of the earth, down and dirty, instinctual, premeditated sonic bombast celebration of life, for God’s miraculous creation, His critters and wild places, The Great Spirit of the Wild, tooth, fang and claw, blood and guts, love and lust, no holds barred gut wrenching, gut piling, gut fondling, backstrap sizzling, snarling, sexy, physics of spirituality animal breeding soundtrack dance music from the depth of creation itself.

Are you still with me here? Can you please bear with me as I call in an airstrike to allthings status quo deerhunting? Now, mind you, nobody loves allthings status quo deerhunting.com more than I do. I actually look to all the various, and dare I say brilliant outdoor publications and writings as my daily dose of SpiritWild bible-thump, as I, like most of you, am wonderfully addicted to the deerhunting lifestyle and dearly appreciate all the wisdom, opinions, ideas, thoughts, data, science and joys that glow from such pages and screens.

That being said, I am, afterall, the deerhunting guitar-guy, and I do believe that my channeling of our phenomenal outdoor lifestyle into my creative musical guitar life is not unlike everyone’s channeling their own outdoor joys into each individual’s life, lifestyle and passions overall.

Joy in, joy out.

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Accentuate the Positive

Thursday, April 7, 2016

By: Ted Nugent

I’ve never watched goofy soap operas or so called “reality” TV shows. What could possibly be interesting or entertaining about some made-up silliness that has no basis in the real world? At least Dirty Harry made sense.

I’ve actually got a rather amazing real life that keeps me busy, inspired, motivated and engaged. Afterall, I dare to believe that this sacred experiment in self-government includes guitar players from Detroit who run hunting operations in Texas, so my plate has been full and overflowing for more than 60 years.

God bless America!

And who needs crazy television shows when none of them could possibly compete in the theater of the absurd with the daily insanity running amok before our very eyes in America today?

Rod Serling wouldn’t have come up with anything more outrageous for a mind bending episode of The Twilight Zone than what transpires each and every hour across the globe these days.

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A GREAT AMERICA NEEDS GREAT AMERICANS

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

By: Ted Nugent I’ve never watched goofy soap operas or so-called “reality” TV shows. What could possibly be interesting or entertaining about some made-up silliness that has no basis in the real world? At least “Dirty Harry” made sense. I’ve actually got a rather amazing real life that keeps me busy, inspired, motivated and engaged….

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WISDOM PROVERBS FROM THE NUGE

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

By: Ted Nugent Open, honest communication, sharing historical evidence, logic, self-evident truth, common sense and how they relate to current events is the only remedy for ignorance, confusion and denial. That being said, I have found over 67.4 years that ignorance, confusion and denial appear to actually be desirable to a certain and unfortunately increasing…

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Kill political correctness 1st — then the devils of Islam

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

By: Ted Nugent Only cowards, idiots, left-wing dopes, psychotic excuse-makers, spineless hand-wringers and appeasing, stinky hippie Bernie sheep intentionally drown themselves in buckets of politically correct spit. They have been doing their best to drag the USA down to their America-hating level so that they can force their politically correct toxic spit down our throats….

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Can’t we all just get along? Hell no!

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

By: Ted Nugent

Division: You know, the proper and intelligent separation of differing ideas, choices, right and wrong, good and evil, law and order versus crime, cats and dogs, lions and lambs, my greasy BBQ and some vegan’s seaweed, common-sense stuff like that. In most cases, division is not only a good thing, but essentially desirable in order to achieve meaningful quality of life for individual and diverse choices in life.

For example, in my exciting, industrious life as a musician, I have always intentionally divided myself from stoned, irresponsible, slobbering, suicidal, inept, stinky hippies and low-man-on-the-totem pole, half-baked musicians that just don’t cut the mustard.

Why on earth would anyone want to “unite” with such counterproductive humanity?

In spite of the late not-so-great Rodney King’s goofy, fantasyland mantra, intentional, smart-choice division is why we have jails and prisons. It is always a good idea to divide the good from the bad and the ugly.

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GOP ELITE: GET YOUR HEADS OUT!

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Here, let the guitar player help. You know I’m here to help, right? Tell me you have faith in the old MotorCity Madman when I tell you that I sincerely want to resuscitate the fumbling, bumbling, stumbling, staggering, stammering, gagging, ailing, deaf, dumb and blind GOP and help lead them back on track to self-evident truth, logic, common sense, accountability and that good old long ago GOP American Way.

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2 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SPECIES IN AMERICA?

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

For the life of me, I have never been more confused in my 67 years of clean and sober logic-driven American Dream. I mention 67 years clean and sober to emphasize why I don’t need to nor cannot use the mind-rotting substance abuse excuse that obviously plagues so many of my fellow Americans as they fumble about like gaffed tuna on a sunlit beach.

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PRECIOUS, ADORABLE, RADICAL ME

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

The enemies of America are masters at lying and deception. If you are going to study and believe in Saul Alinsky as they do (you know, the author whose book was dedicated to Satan, a book that’s the bible to Clinton, Obama et al.), you can’t do any better than the leftist scamgang over at the freaky Huffington Post and the smoke-and-mirrors freedom haters at moveon.org, Media Matters, Salon or the always putrid Southern Poverty Law Center. (Funny how they aren’t southern, engineer poverty, and defy law. In fact, there is nothing center about them as they wallow in the bizzarro world of crazed hate, dishonesty and abject leftism.)

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